Road Fixie

Today as I was coming home from my morning ride I was nearly wiped out by a bus.  I was preparing to turn right onto my street (legally) and this bus just slammed by me and literally brushed me off the road. I managed to gather my wits enough to hit the parallel street and catch him at the intersection for shouting at AND some pics! Police report will be filed!

And for the number shot! Asshole – I have your number and you will pay for this!

OK – well, I’m headed to the Koban to file my report on this complete wanking idiot driver. I really hope this gets picked up by 2ch and other threads!

Pete and I were just on the incline driveway that drops down to the Arakawa river trail when this idiot lays on his horn behind us. WTF? Its like less than 50m to the parking areas but yet this complete IDIOT can’t seem to keep his dick in his pants long enough to wait like 5 SECONDS. And – we were going faster than him anyway! I refused to give way for such a stupid diipshit and this really PISSED HIM OFF – he tried to swerve around us on the 1 LANE drive and smacked his bazillion dollar rims against the kerb! HAHAHA , but then he actually tried to HIT US! Not really wishing to end up as Porsche bumper cream, I jumped into the grass and let him speed down the ramp to his destination – now less than 15m away! So – naturally I followed him to his parking space clearly ready (and able) to thrash the living shit out of him , Pete yelled to me CAMERA! And that seemed much better deal than mixing it up – and longer lasting. So – here you go! ASSHOLE PORSCHE DRIVER IN TOKYO. Can’t be too hard to trace this one – not many left hand drive of this model in Japan. And I’m sure its driven by a very very important person – who I will find everything about.

Good Job, Idiot! SMILE – Cause you are BUSTED!